Comments on Museum of Dust: Diatomic Disaster

Dear Melinda -- we are gratified to FINALLY receiv...

2008-01-01T13:52:00.000+11:00

Dear Melinda -- we are gratified to FINALLY receive a serious visitor. Unfortunately Director Nom de Plume is currently on study leave, still searching the globe for the Skin Armor (or at least so SHE says...), and we are merely humble service staff who have little of no contact with the outside world. However, I would suggest that the name of said difficult to contact company -- micrap -- says it all...

However, we wish you all the best in your attempts to obtain suitable mountant... and we're sure that the Director would be more than interested in seeing your diatomic creations should you happen to post them.

OK, I have a serious question for you (no, really)...

2008-01-01T03:30:00.000+11:00

OK, I have a serious question for you (no, really). Have you actually been successful in contacting Professor Dailey at MicrAp Enterprises? I've sent him emails asking how I can order Zrax and have received no reply. If you've been in contact with him could you tell me how you did it? Thanks! I'm desperately in need of a high R.I. diatom mountant that won't curdle under my coverslips!

Interesting article, you make some interesting poi...

2007-06-28T13:37:00.000+10:00

Interesting article, you make some interesting points. I learn more about Diatomic Disaster .

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I did, I did! I distinctly remember writing a ste...

2007-02-21T04:15:00.000+11:00

I did, I did! I distinctly remember writing a sternly worded message to...umm..somebody or other. I'm quite sure it contained the words "shocked and dismayed".

Your pukekho is quite impressive and we have nothing to compete with it. However, we can provide a small flock of clapper rails for a cheering section.

-- Mr. S.

Excellent. The Museum is open again!

2007-02-20T14:03:00.000+11:00

Excellent. The Museum is open again!

Dear Mr Stewart, applications for mooncalf positio...

2007-02-20T14:02:00.000+11:00

Dear Mr Stewart, applications for mooncalf positions will open just as soon as I ascertain the whereabouts of the present lot and have the opportunity to give them the old heave-ho, send them packing with a flea in their ears and generally ride them out of town on a rail (the pukekho is my current preference in the rail department... but open to suggestions...).

Rest assured that your loyalty will be taken into account. However, I also note that you have done NOTHING about preventing that irritating arachnid La Cacaracha Libre from running rampent...

Bow Regards,
Director de Plume

P.S. If one of those highly-paid mooncalf positio...

2007-02-20T06:17:00.000+11:00

P.S. If one of those highly-paid mooncalf positions opens up again, let us know!

Finally! We here at the Zymoglyphic Museum have be...

2007-02-20T06:08:00.000+11:00

Finally! We here at the Zymoglyphic Museum have been tottering on our foundations wondering if we would have to revert back to being an independent institution!