From the Chambre Ardente :: Inky's CV

I found a few other things whilst I was tidying Inky’s webs for him. And, I have to say, almost all were a little unsettling, to say the least. For instance I found a copy of his curriculum vitea.’Sounds reasonable,’ you’re probably thinking to yourself, ‘Surely you saw it when you appointed him Minister of Defence?. Well I didn’t. To be honest, I never asked. Why would I? Inky’s my best friend. But there’s some very disturbing material in it… perhaps the most troubling is an employment lacunae spanning some eighty-eight years and ending with his employment here. What was he doing? How is it possible for someone to completely obscure their activities over that period of time?

Especially given the fact that his last job was as a secret agent for Musrum!

I’m beginning to think that he’s a eighth-columnist.

Read his CV and see for yourself >>