Directorate :: Has Inky Converted?
I’d really appreciate it if someone would kindly tell Inky to come home. Really. I’m a bit worried. So he stuffed up the spongecat containment exercise, that’s no reason to sulk for so long. It’s water under the bridge (literally). Truth be known, I’m a bit concerned that he’s joined a cult. Worse, it appears, from the tract that I found whilst searching his old webs for clues as to his whereabouts, to be … Christian. Have a look (click to see the full page!)>>
What do you think? It’s looking bad isn’t it? Does anyone know a good deprogrammer?
posted by Director at 10:32 pm
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Not personally, no, but this man might be able to help.
Mr W. has also suggested Douglas Adams who, apart from the unfortunate fact of his deathitude, would be nearly as good. Dir. de Plume is, despite her pretence of nonchalance, actually beside herself with worry. In the interests of making our lives less unbearable, would whoever sees the spider in question, please bring him back...
These are the days of the world wide web: he could be anywhere...
It's true that it's his natural environment, but surely there's been a sighting or something? Some small clue (e.g WMD or fatal epidemics)? Some lingering stench? Anything?
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