Monday, May 08, 2006

Directorate :: MoD Master Studley Wilcox-Lusher the III


Name: Master Studley Wilcox-Lusher the III.
Position: Minister of Defence of MoD since 2006.
Location: At large.
Email: Highly confidential. Strictly on a need-to-know basis.

2 Comments:

Blogger MoD MoD said...

You may ask yourself ‘What kind of museum requires a Minister of Defence?’ To which I reply – ‘Baghdad Museum, for one’. The title of Minister of Defence (MoD) is largely honorary, but it carriers with it sweeping powers.

My duties at the MoD are many and varied. And if this weren’t enough I have to check that everyone has done their work correctly – I am constantly dotting t’s and crossing eyes. It is a thankless task but an important one. My overriding concern, of course, is the security and defence of the museum. As you may know, the best form of defence is a tack. Combined with a ruler, or an elastic band a tack can be quite devastating. It is my belief that other museums have stockpiles of tacks and are developing, or may have developed such delivery systems.

I try to convince Cog of the seriousness of our situation but she is away with pixies most of the time.

3:08 pm  
Blogger Director said...

Sometimes I wonder where your head is at MoD! You KNOW I don't know the pixies THAT well.

However, you'll be glad to know that I've called an all-staffer. Put your security concerns on the Agenda and we'll discuss them. I’ve instructed Admin to prepare an agenda and post it to the intranet so we can all contribute to it.

There’s one or two other things we’ll need to discuss as well.

6:17 am  

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