Garden :: Mud Defence

HA! This is one in the eye for all those who doubted the wisdom of having a mud feature in the grounds of Museum of Dust. (Pointedly NOT looking at anyone in particular… but isn’t it interesting how all of Administration suddenly disappears when they are proven WRONG!).

An assault on MoD by hostile forces was foiled yesterday.

And if anyone wants to see me to discuss the matter... I’ll be in my office waiting for grovelling confessions of irrational mudphobia and your humblest apologies. Written. In triplicate.