Desperately Seeking Spider :: The Campaign
It was touching really to see what the Director came up with all on her own. It just demonstrates why she employs us. No one can be expert at everything.
Of course, if she’d thought to ask our assistance, we would have happily told her about the campaign we have been planning.
First off: We have produced a poster – one that reflects the gravity of situation and presents the museum in a professional manner.
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We’ve started another Flickr group in Dir. De Plume’s name. It will be used as a poster wall for any Inky sightings. We are working on producing a google map charting the sightings.* People will also be able to post their photographs of posters they have put up in their neighbourhood, and photographs proving that he’s not somewhere.
Desperately Seeking Spider Flickr >>
We have taken out advertising in several major media outlets and will also place advertisements in the ‘Personal’ columns of all the major dailies.
[Director, kindly approve the following copy]
“Desperately Seeking Spider
All is forgiven. Director frantic, museum chaotic. Return asap. No questions asked.