Publicity :: Where is the Middle of Nowhere?

I have received numerous requests for more information about my whereabouts... and not all from staff trying to pin their own shortcomings on me. So to answer those sincerely interested in finding out more about me, here is a detailed map to assist you. Unfortunately 'Design' (at the bidding of Administration, I'm sure) have added unhelpful comments to it (and it was my ONLY copy... again, heads will roll... epecially Head(s) of Administration...). But you get the idea.